Pregnancy Mein Pyaar Ya Parhez: Jab Bump Aaya, Romance Gaya?
Pregnancy ke saath sirf cravings aur mood swings nahi aate, ek aur permanent guest chala aata hai—awkwardness! Pehle main aur mere pati ke beech mein romance ka full Karan Johar-level ka spark hota tha—slow-mo hugs, background music, all of it. Ab? Romance sirf doctor ke appointments tak limited ho gaya hai.
Ek din hum dono movie dekh rahe the. Scene thoda emotional tha, maine casually unka haath pakad liya. Bhai sahab ne aise jump maara jaise main koi shock dene waali wire hoon. Bolte hain, “Baby sun lega!”
Excuse me?? Baby sonar machine hai kya? Woh bhi toh tumhare ‘sochne’ ke chakkar mein aaya hai! Ab toh woh mujhe kiss bhi nahi karte! Kehte hain “baby judge kar lega” Matlab seriously?
Aur intimacy ka toh scene hi alag hai. Ya toh belly humare beech mein Berlin Wall ban jaati hai, ya phir guilt-trip express chalu ho jaati hai. Ek taraf lagta hai ki baby CCTV laga ke humko dekh raha hai, dusri taraf hum khud ko selfish feel karane lagte hain.
Par sath hi sath mere pati mujhe raat ko aise daboch kar sone ke liye bhi taiyaar rehte hain jaise unka Full pulp-free squeeze karne ka iraada ho!
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Issiliye hum ek gambhir solution par pahunche—thoda-thoda distance maintain karenge, you know, thoda space for the belly and for the brain. Ab Kisses allowed hai aur intense cuddles negotiable.
Lekin ek kaam dono milke zarur karte hain—Google par parenting hacks aur baby prep. Aur isi chakkar mein ek din hum Teddyy Easy Diaper Pants tak pahuch gaye.
Woh toh alag hi level ka brand nikla—anti-bacterial, cottony soft, anti-rash. Matlab future baby ke liye usse better diaper pants hai hi nahi. Pati ne bola, “Waise baby ke liye itna soft diaper pants aa gaya hai, kya mere liye koi guilt-free intimacy wala version milega?”
Aur maine bola, “Haan, milega. Thoda Patience aur Teddyy jaisa softness apne behavior mein le aao.”
Sach kahun toh pregnancy ke dauran romance ka syllabus hi naya hota hai. Isme sirf pyaar nahi, patience aur understanding mein bhi top karna padta hai.
Agar aap bhi is awkward-romantic adventure mein hain, toh tension nahi lene ka. Thodi si mazaak-masti, thodi research karo, Bas phir Teddyy jaise soft touches se romance phir se alive ho jaata hai!
